Official Doorstep Collection Agent
One paw forward. Your treat balance is now due.
At The Door
One boop settles the bill; treats cover the remaining balance.
House Terms
The collector arrives without warning and presents one paw at nose height. A clean boop opens the account. Biscuits settle it fastest; jerky is reviewed case by case. Empty hands trigger a patient stare, followed by a second presentation of the paw. Receipts are not issued. Crumbs may be retained as an administrative fee. The balance resets only after the last treat clears inspection.
- Ticker
INUPAWS
- Accepted
Crunchy treats only
- Due
Immediately after booping
- Collector
The front paw
- Late Fee
One additional boop
Booped once. Paid in treats.